And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Zune 2
by Cameron on Apr 16, 2007 +
Filed under: WTF Microsoft Zune    +    Link to this page

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[Mon Apr 16 04:42:03 2007]Cameron, out of character, ‘Sorry Rob, this is kind of a long title, but it was so epic’
[Mon Apr 16 04:42:36 2007]Admin shouts, ‘Cameron, your account has been banned, you pulpy tulip’
[Mon Apr 16 04:42:56 2007]Cameron, out of character, ‘I like that. Tulip is much better than mongoloid’
[Mon Apr 16 04:43:09 2007]Fansy shouts, ‘I’m Fansy the Famous Bard!’

Behold! The mighty Zune 2 concept photoshop from Zune Groove!

This Zune 2 looks pretty nifty. From what the picture suggests, it’s got wireless headphones (probably via Bluetooth), fresh controls, and sleek flash storage that allows for smaller form factor and longer-lasting battery life. These should be in the next Zune, since they are excellent features. While exact details of the Zune 2 are still unknown, hopefully Microsoft will add technological upgrades like what is displayed in the picture.

NextLust readers: What kind of stuff would you like in the Zune 2? [Also, extra points if you get any movie reference in this post without using Google]



11 Responses to “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Zune 2”
  1. L.T. says:

    Is that butterface or what? It’s all sexy with the iPod body and then you get to the face. Burrrr.

  2. Bob Arctor says:

    It would take DIVINE INTERVENTION for the Zune 2 to get me to buy it. Sorry I am a Mac… user and even though my ipod acts up all of the time, there is no way that I can afford to reinvest in a totally different propriety. Not that I am against Micro$oft in the least, I own a 360 but for now the Zune and its marketplace scheme is what is holding me back, if i could EASILY transfer ALL of my itunes (not just the 2 albums that i have bought) to the Zune then maybe it will be an option when I am in the market for a newer MP3/portable video device. But for now I put my music money in Steve Jobs’ BAD MOTHERFUCKIN wallet, and some of my video game money in Bill Gates’
    How Many points did I earn for getting the movie but not giving it away?

  3. Cameron says:

    Let’s take a look at the boards:
    L.T.- 0 points
    Bob Arctor- 3 points

  4. Adam K says:

    Cameron - 100 points for the biggest picture in blogging history involving Nicolas Cage

  5. L.T. says:

    I can’t believe I didn’t get any points!

  6. Yoyo says:

    Samuel L. ROCKS!

  7. teh suck says:

    wireless headphones seem like a horrible idea. We’re talking about something as big as your nail. And it seems like it would be pretty easy for it to fall off. Not to mention that if it breaks, it would be pretty expensive to replace. so, no thank you, no wireless headphones/

  8. Cameron says:

    Well, with the use of soft, rubber coverings, the earbuds would probably stay snug. But, I’m sure the price would be pretty high relative to wired earbuds/headphones.

    Would you be more interested in bigger wireless headphones? If these were real and via Bluetooth, there could very well be third-party headphones in all sorts of sizes.

  9. yo mama says:

    opppooopoo

  10. send me a poster =] says:

    send me a poster..

  11. send me a poster =] says:

    Better yet send me a Zune2.


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