It might just be me, but questions like “What are you doing for the rest of your life?” aren’t as big of a turn on as the Apple marketing team might think. But why stop there? Lets take this new stalker iPod gift giving occasion to the next level.

Why not offer other pre-inscribed Shuffles with lovely verses like “I know you changed the locks and I already have a key” or “Whose that new girl I’ve seen you with?” There you go Apple, those ones are free, the rest I’m keeping.

[via Apple Store]