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Microwave a dog to stay warm

Sunday, April 8th, 2007

Sammy Snoozle
Hot water bottles are so yesterday. Electric blankets confine you to an electrical outlet. The future of warmable goodies belongs to Sammy Snoozle. Made from a microwave safe material, his innards contain a magical blend of flax seeds and herbs to keep you warm for 3 hours after only 2 minutes of nuke time. Sammy Snoozle can even be frozen to ease sprains and swelling. Finding it hard to sleep? No problem, just nuke him before hitting the sack and be lulled to sleep with the soothing aroma of lavender. Best part is, he’s only $20.

New flashlight helps to blind and kick ass at the same time

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

 

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How many times have you been in a dark alley trying to hire an escort looking for a contact lens and found yourself without a pocket flashlight?

Well Brite-Strike Technologies has released a new line of military spec flashlights to the market that will service all of your covert op’s needs.  The great thing about these flashlights is they can also be used as a defense against all those creatures that go bump in the night.

When set to high, these flashlights emit an extraordinarily brilliant light that can momentarily blind and disorient an attacker.   When set to low, these flashlights can be used for regular use without the dark spots of standard flashlights because of its faceted machined aluminum reflector that produces its flawless beam.      

The casing of the Brite-Strike is milled from a solid bar of aircraft grade aluminum with a super hard anodized finish that exceeds mil spec class III, which makes it hard as nails. Featuring a specially designed front and rear tri-strike-crown, this flashlight can be used for maximum impact on pressure points while using self defense techniques.

There you have it! A veritable cornucopia of kickassery as well as luminescence.  You can snag your MacGuyver copy of this bad boy here.

Look like a dick, only $599!

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

bluetoothheatset.pngThat’s right kids, for the one time fee of a months rent and then some, you can get one of the coolest products of all time, The Amazing Soundmate Headset and CompanionLink.

Who cares if you look like a raving maniac on the streets of LA, you’re on the way to the top and people on the top get laid, laid by really classy hookers!

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But wait there’s more!

[via BlueTomorrow]
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Be my Valentine… and buy Sony

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Valentine’s Day is about a month away, but that’s not going to stop Sony from putting together an ideal gift package for the tech lover in your life, and if you read NextLust, feel free to consider me ‘part of your life’. Working with Dooney & Bourke, Sony has made a limited edition Portable Reader package just in time for the lovers’ holiday. In this special package, you get the Sony Reader I told you about earlier, a D&B custom leather case, and a $25 CONNECT eBookstore gift card to start your ebook collection. Not a bad gift idea at $500.

[Sonystyle.com has it for sale right now]