It’s chic to be a geek nowadays but damn if the competition ain’t hard. Seems there’s one too many geeks in any given office and as the old adage says - there’s only room for one.

Claim your throne by showing others how cool you are speedily sliding across your office in these carpet skates. They fit right over your shoes and the “super-mega high-zoot ultra-slidey plastic” will have you zipping across the floor like a speed skater. One size fits all and only $15.99.

[Via Gearfuse]