As if all of us were asking for it, the far right people over at the local U.S. Government “Bar and Hot Right Wings” have cooked up a new means of spreading the good word of crazy. The Tig Wigs from the best conservative web design groups present to you, the uniformed and apathetic reader, Conservapedia.

With such wonderful and extremely hilarious entries like Porn, Homosexuality, Marriage, Evolution, Hot Carls, and unfortunately not this, whats not to love? At the very least, this site is a one-stop source for ridiculous theories, mal-contrived values, and awkwardly attractive conservative babes. Without Conservapedia, some Liberal-Haters would starve.

The only immediate problem with all these “-pedias” out there is that there is no Moderapedia. Since Conservapedia was made to show that Wikipedia was too liberal, where is the online user-edited encyclopedia for Moderate or Middle of the Road politicos? The first one to make it gets the site traffic (not it!).

Try it out and tell us what you think! Enjoy it quickly, since sometimes they get a little trigger happy: