If that title rings true to you, then it’s time you do something about it. The Brondell Breeza deodorizing toilet may just be the ticket. Installation is simple since it only requires you to replace the toilet seat and cover. On the rear you’ll find a 4-stage deodorizing system that uses a tiny fan to draw stinky air into a carbon filter before releasing back into the room. For those of you who like your bathrooms to smell like grassy meadows, sea breezes and such; an optional fragrance vent can be added.

For $129.99, Amazon.com is your best friend.

[Via OhGizmo]

In the category of we didn’t really need it, but what the hell goes this scent-emitting USB device. Before you get your hopes up about dual functionality, I should tell you that these things are only fragrance dispensers — there is no internal memory. The Web site makes mention of scents like rose and lavender, but maybe they should consider scents for a more devious use. Priced cheaply enough, foul-scented versions could be covertly placed in a co-worker’s USB ports to ‘plant a smell’. Secretly knowing the reason behind your co-worker’s cries of “My God, what is that smell?” could be a lot of fun.

[via Everything USB]