Oh how blinded we nerds are, we have all become such fanboys, ranters and hypocrites that no one is willing to take our biased opinions seriously anymore. Thank God someone has stepped in to show us the way, plus he boinks a bunch of chicks for money.

“American icon, Ron Jeremy, fresh off of his book tour, New York Times feature story and his second run on the Surreal Life, is teaming with Heavy news and hosting his own technology review show.

Each irreverent, Andy Rooney-style review of technology starts with an informative open, then Ron takes to the street to find out what the people think about cellphones, video games, cars and more-and finally gives his conclusion on the nature of technology in society.”

Cellphones? Video games? Cars?! For the love of all that is holy, please sign me up. Techsmart with Ron Jeremy airs today one Heavy.com, check out the direct link here.

And if just can’t wait to see Ron in action doing something non-penetrating, check out his amazing acting range in classy movies like Charlie’s Death Wish. Seriously, no boinking.