Old people that don’t know anything about technology or campout lines for new releases should just stay home and watch Jag. Seriously. Imagine for a second that you are out of touch with modern technology or trends, and you get all your news from television and newspapers only. Now imagine that you saw the somewhat substantial profits made from XBOX 360s, PS3s, Wiis, Tickle Me Elmo Xs, and other hard-to-find items on eBay and thought “Oh my dear, that is easy money. I could retire right now!”.

As Keyser “The Lex” Spacey would so eloquently say: WRONG!!!!!!

First off, in retrospect, there were plenty of iPhones to be bought and not enough buyers. As a matter of fact, all the people who thought that they were smart, clever, or great business-minded folks because they were gonna purchase an iPhone just to sell for profit on eBay should just be sent to Gitmo. The second most obvious thing that this lady didn’t know is that the common stipulation among new releases is the customer limit on items bought, meaning that she could really only buy one or two iPhones anyways. She should have stayed at home and got another cat or something.

Watch her reefer madness in this well edited feature below: