How to get a hot geek girlfriend
by Cameron on Jun 25, 2007 +
Filed under: Sex Women Geeks    +    Link to this page

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Oh my gawd! I’m back after a week of adjusting to a new job, trying to get a new schedule into my body’s natural rhythm. After a long five days playing video games (my new job is a QA tester for a major video game company), and a celebratory weekend of parties, beaches, and friends, I am back on top writing for NextLust and whatnot. I bring with my return a nice article for those lonely geek guys out there, one that will give you some advice on how to score with a hot geeky girl.

Here is an excerpt:

1) Why do geek girls find geek guys attractive? Does it go beyond the
ill-fitting clothes, the recent stench of stale pizza and spilled mountain
dew, and the CRT radiation-burned eyeballs?

That look is one of a man who is almost guaranteed to know a few good Borg jokes, think you look cute with glasses on, and would jump at the chance to spend the entire weekend watching all three extended versions of LOTR in a row (while going through six pots of coffee) with you.

2) What can a geek guy do to get a geek girl to notice him?

OK, boys. This goes for every girl, not just the she-geeks: Remember the names of her pets. They double as her best friends, roommates, and babies, so you’d better know who is who. Oh, that works if she has kids too.

If she is nobody’s mommy, then ask her permission to add her as a friend on__(web 2.0 site)__. Why? Because you get an auto-halo for extra manners, and it makes you stand out.

3) Does a geek girl judge a geek guy on the technology that he surrounds
himself with?

No, as long as nothing is from pre-2002. Or the technology of personal pleasure.

The rest of the top ten tips can be found here, along with a nice photo gallery of the girl in the bikini using the Mac, ;) .



7 Responses to “How to get a hot geek girlfriend”
  1. L.T. says:
    June 25th, 2007 at 8:48 am

    Wow, she’s as plastic as that MacBook. :)

  2. Gabrielle says:
    June 25th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    I’m as plastic as that Macbook? Thanks, pookie.

  3. Cameron says:
    June 25th, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    But I know for a fact that I would have more fun with her, since I don’t care for the Macbook.

  4. Adam K says:
    June 26th, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    Noobs, that’s a MacBook Pro.

  5. el moco says:
    July 1st, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    hooray for boobies, even if there’s a mac between them……

  6. Chatsquatch.net says:
    July 2nd, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    Nice MacBook… uhhhh, I mean boobs… nice boobs!

  7. greekfucker says:
    November 10th, 2007 at 4:10 am

    son of the bitch!!!


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