Do you get tired of always having to keep an eye on your kids? Wish someone else could do some of the work? Then Lo-jack the little buggers with these kicks with a built-in GPS system. This way you can surf the web for porn AND track your kids every movement via google maps. You can even set up a virtual “fence” that will trigger an alert if the shoes venture outside the area. It’s like a probation anklet for your family members that you just can’t trust.

From a company called GTX, which specialize in putting GPS devices into everyday items. Hooray for big brother!