ZOMG it’s a giant Sony Clie UX50! No I kid I kid. It’s the DVP-FX850, Sony’s portable DVD player. Although not much about this player is anymore compelling than the bazillion others on the market, you do get an 800 x 480 pixel screen that does that twisting head trick thing almost as well as Linda Blair. If you need numbers, that’s 180º. It pretty compact and only weighs 35 oz. The battery is good enough for 8 hours of nonstop playback (with some minor screen adjustments).

No word yet on pricing but it goes on sale May 1st. Oh and one more thing. It’s Japan only. Question, do people still use portable DVD players?