Besides the obvious Project Gotham debacle there are four other problems I have with Sony’s PSP website:

1. “The Aqua Teens get down with the brotha bunny” - Now its already well known that Sony’s sole ambition is to piss off every minority, along with everyone else, with their awesome PSP campaigns so I can understand the whole “brotha” part. But last time I checked, it was Danger Mouse and not Danger Bunny.

2. “Want to hook up with Kate from ‘Lost’? - I’m going to go ahead and say “No” to that one ace. According to that last episode of Lost, Kate hooked up with Sawyer in a cage full of polar bear crap. If that’s not sloppy seconds then I have no idea what is.

3. “Burning rubber on a 20,000 mile trek from Brazil to NY.” - Now by burning rubber, did you mean salt water or broken gravely mountain pass? In a Ferrari no less, good luck with that one.

4. “Want a vacation in the desert?” - No I don’t and please keep your dumb ass questions to yourself. Really now, who writes this crap? Did Sony take every Japanese eight year old, grab them straight out of their first English lesson and then force them to work as the new online editorial team? Because that actually might explain a lot.

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1. tehuberone says:
   January 26th, 2007 at 1:33 am

   Doh!

   -Sony