As if all of us were asking for it, the far right people over at the local U.S. Government “Bar and Hot Right Wings” have cooked up a new means of spreading the good word of crazy. The Tig Wigs from the best conservative web design groups present to you, the uniformed and apathetic reader, Conservapedia.

With such wonderful and extremely hilarious entries like Porn, Homosexuality, Marriage, Evolution, Hot Carls, and unfortunately not this, whats not to love? At the very least, this site is a one-stop source for ridiculous theories, mal-contrived values, and awkwardly attractive conservative babes. Without Conservapedia, some Liberal-Haters would starve.

The only immediate problem with all these “-pedias” out there is that there is no Moderapedia. Since Conservapedia was made to show that Wikipedia was too liberal, where is the online user-edited encyclopedia for Moderate or Middle of the Road politicos? The first one to make it gets the site traffic (not it!).

Try it out and tell us what you think! Enjoy it quickly, since sometimes they get a little trigger happy:

1. DeusPayne says:
   June 29th, 2007 at 3:34 am

   Absolutely amazing. Seriously, this seems almost too funny.

2. shaneifer says:
   July 15th, 2007 at 10:37 am

   i hate that website, i go blocked twice, they blocked me because i wrote alot on a debate and used logic, it is a complete joke, its a plce to go to get conservative, right wing bs and they were mad at me because i made the suggestion to change the deffinition of jesus from “our lord and savour” too the last prophet according to christians, because we are not all christian, hes not everyone’s savior

3. tim says:
   September 27th, 2007 at 10:58 am

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4. tim says:
   September 27th, 2007 at 11:01 am

   undersand we are turkish people delete this picture your are smart sheet fuck up man you understand heeee talk me sheett come on hee is atatürk you now my friends kick him ass with site boss